When: Grade 9
Where: 9th grade hallway, random wilderness, Mt. KFC, Mt. Captain D's. Who: Myself, Creepy Detention teacher, and random students.
It began as a regular day at school. I was late and was struggling to open my locker. That picture by the way is my actual locker from freshman year. I went and took it for the sole purpose of this. As it began to open, a giant BOOM came out of no where. The wall that used to be where those windows used to be, crumbled. The roof of the school was torn away and a light gray blanket of powder covered the whole inside. It tickled my skin and my nose. Then I blacked out.
The next thing I remember is waking next to a campfire in the dead of night. I was in a sleeping bag and could there were other people circling the fire. I weakly picked up myself up, but not before being slapped on the head and shushed by my former detention teacher that I saw far too much of. I felt a large hand touch the back of my neck. A hand, but not human. It was smooth and slender and it drug it's nails against the back of my spine up to the back of my left ear. I sat there, holding my urge to scream, for a solid 5 minutes before it stopped. I breathed for the first time in what seemed forever. I looked up at Ms... We'll call her Ms. White. She was a woman well into her fifties with a stern, constantly angry face. Her voice was like a mace to a chalkboard and her head was like Bob Ross's hair asexually reproduced and made itself comfy. Anyways, she explained to me that some kind of bomb went off and destroyed the school and SOME HOW A few people survived. Those other people were asleep around the fire. I had apparently been a month long slumber. The effect of the bomb had mutated a lot of people. I hadn't seen what was touching me, and apparently that was a good thing. They were supposedly a lot like humans but stretched. Like melted plastic. They had lost most civil behaviorism and ate whatever they could find. Including weak slumbering humans. If they could find them, for they were blind. Ms. White explained that if I had moved it would have known I was a live creature and eaten me alive. After hearing this shocking news I realized that my stomach felt like it was going to eat it's lining if nothing else was given to it. I asked where I could get some food. Ms. White looked up and told me to wait for it.
I looked up to see a mountain towering above me. I saw small, oblong shapes falling from the sky. As they fell on my sleeping bag I could see that KFC was falling from above. I personally do not like KFC but at the time didn't care. Chicken was falling all over the camp. She told me that KFC started falling here and that's why the camp is here. I didn't ask any questions. I asked her why I was out here in the first place. She told me I was in danger of mutating and couldn't be trusted inside. Crushed, I asked if there was a cure. She informed me that there was a mountain somewhere with the cure on the top of it. It sat there in piles, just waiting to be found. I asked what it looked like. She told me I'd just know.
There seemed to be hundreds of mountains in the surrounding area. I climbed just one. I felt it was the right one, and it was. It was a mountain with another mountain of Captain D's on it. And it was beautiful. I took it and threw it onto the camp. Ate some of it and pushed it all down the side of the mountain. I was later rewarded 50,000 dollars for my discovery. I spent the money on a gas station. Then I woke up. So I thought, I woke up to see a red Thunderbird hanging from my friend's ceiling. One of her walls was also a giant t.v. Turns out THATS where I spent my money. Then I woke up again and went downstairs and asked my friend if I had actually won the money. Puzzled, she told me to go back to bed. I probably did, I can't remember.
I looked up to see a mountain towering above me. I saw small, oblong shapes falling from the sky. As they fell on my sleeping bag I could see that KFC was falling from above. I personally do not like KFC but at the time didn't care. Chicken was falling all over the camp. She told me that KFC started falling here and that's why the camp is here. I didn't ask any questions. I asked her why I was out here in the first place. She told me I was in danger of mutating and couldn't be trusted inside. Crushed, I asked if there was a cure. She informed me that there was a mountain somewhere with the cure on the top of it. It sat there in piles, just waiting to be found. I asked what it looked like. She told me I'd just know.
There seemed to be hundreds of mountains in the surrounding area. I climbed just one. I felt it was the right one, and it was. It was a mountain with another mountain of Captain D's on it. And it was beautiful. I took it and threw it onto the camp. Ate some of it and pushed it all down the side of the mountain. I was later rewarded 50,000 dollars for my discovery. I spent the money on a gas station. Then I woke up. So I thought, I woke up to see a red Thunderbird hanging from my friend's ceiling. One of her walls was also a giant t.v. Turns out THATS where I spent my money. Then I woke up again and went downstairs and asked my friend if I had actually won the money. Puzzled, she told me to go back to bed. I probably did, I can't remember. 
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