You're damn right there is... But we can't talk about it now.

When: Freshman Year

Where: Grandparents house, Drug Store, Walmart, Kroger.

Who: Myself, Iron man, Optimus Prime, Johnny.

It was a seemingly regular night. I was half asleep in the nursery at my grandparents. Well, it's called the nursery because there used to be a crib in there. Now that the children have grown out of the crib it's just a yellow, wicker themed room. 

I was lying on my back staring at the ceiling when I heard a tap at the window. The window is about 5 feet off the ground, so i assumed it was someone trying to break in. As I sprinted towards the door I heard someone talk.

"Stop! Open the window." 

I recognized the voice. I walked to the window and heard a conversation between two people going on.

I opened the blinds when a blinding light struck me. I got on my knees and opened the window up to see Optimus Prime and Iron Man outside of my window. Optimus had Iron Man sitting on his hand.

"Hop on."

Iron man said, patting the place next to him on the giant metal hand.

Of course I said yes, who wouldn't?

Optimus Prime took Iron man and I to a drug store to look for Ramen Noodles. Because apparently we were all hungry.

Optimus accidentally ripped the roof off. So I went in, while people were running away. Sadly, they only had Top Ramen, and all of preferred Maruchan. So we went on our way, leaving the store in shambles.

We went to Kroger.

But this Kroger had an ice skating rink right at the entrence. Now I can't ice skate, so I had iron man take this one.

Out of his metal boots came blades he was able to use to skate across the ice. He was almost there when a group of old ladies got in his way and he swerved and fell over. He picked himself up, retracted the blades and ran down the isle where the Ramen was.

He returned, empty handed.

All they had was chicken Ramen. Which no one likes.

So we walked back outside to Optimus, who was trying to hide behind a Krystal sign.

Wasn't really working out.

So we headed to Walmart.

Walmart had been frozen over too.

There were small scale glaciers and penguins, water and ice everywhere. I, once again, saw my friend Johnny, who I hadn't seen in years, frolicking with the penguins. He informed me that he got lost in Walmart one day and they took him in.

Confused, but still overjoyed to see him, I asked him where the Ramen was. He directed me. I called Iron man over to me and got on his back as he helped me dodge the glaciers and dangerously cold waters.

We made it to the noodles. 

Bought them.

And went back to my house and cooked them. Optimus sat in the drive way because he obviously couldn't make it into the house... So Iron Man flew up to his.. mouth? Well anyways Iron Man fed him. Yeah it was ridiculous.

Anyways that's pretty much it.





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Disclaimer: I do not own Iron Man or Optimus Prime, Kroger, Walmart or Ramen noodles. If I did I'd have better things to be doing than blogging about my dreams.